I took down the previous post becuase people that we love and repsect told us that some folks were taking offense at it. It was all meant in fun and it's obviously not worth upsetting anyone over this. I'm sorry for any and all offense given.
I appreciate your question about how to teach passages like Genesis 34 to audiences that include a lot of kids. This is a pretty thorny issue. I know more than one church that has been upset because some people thought that the pastor had been too explicit in his handling of these texts.